Only a married would know the challenge of getting a wife respond to things she doesn’t want to. People say that marriage is one of the biggest decisions a person takes in his.her life.
Read some of thee funny jokes on marriages first:
- A girl tells her boyfriend:
– After our marriage I will let you kiss me where nobody else has kissed me.
– Where is that?
– In Hawaii.
- Woman standing in front of the mirror complains to her husband:
– I look ugly. At least you tell me any compliment!
– Your vision is perfect!
- Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Man: but you did nothing yesterday
Wife : I made it for two days.
Wife: what you was doing today?
Wife: Well, but you did nothing yesterday
Man: Haven’t finished yet.
- “My Darling,” said a husband to his wife, “I invited a friend for lunch.”
“What? Are you crazy?” The wife replied. The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, and I am not going to prepare any meal.”
“I know that” husband replied.
“So why did you invite him then”? She asked.
“Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.”
Recently, we came across a hilarious post on Laughing Colours. It’s about a man who uses a brilliant technique to catch his wife’s attention.
So this husband we mentioned above sent a text to his wife in the night. “Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
Contrary to what he expected, he did not get any reply from his wife. He sent another text to her saying that, “And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car” this time, She text back, “OMG really?”
The husband replied, “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”
Well, this is what we call smartness. A man should know how to get reactions from his lady. But, there is one more thing we would like to add– such smartness can, sometimes, put in a big trouble. Messing around with the lady by teasing her, specially with jewellery is a dangerous plot.
Many husbands would agree that they would be a little scared going back home and facing the wifey after sending such messages 😀
Featured image source: LaughingColours.com