So, you want a swiss knife for yourself for the emergency situations? Don’t worry, this army knife on amazon probably covers every possible emergency situation you may throw yourself in.
People are of course trolling this product on amazon for costing a ridiculous 9000 USD. We sorted some of the funniest reviews:
1) You can use the knife on that mustache
2) Tool for increasing entropy of the universe?
3) It works internally as well
4) Jailbreaking an Apple device? No problem
5) Dependable partner you can get married to
6) You sure you checked properly?
7) The government is harassing a law-abiding citizen?
8) Check the manual again bro
9) Then how did you write the review
10) King Arthur Swissdragon
11) Did not work
13) Iron Man is child compared to this
14) One Punch Man
15) This was the most thought out execution of a troll
16) Don’t need to worry about rocks anymore
17) Use one of the knives
18) It needs energy to do stuff
19) Takes you to unexpected highs
20) Comes with a built-in universal translator
21) Sex determination is a crime though
23) That’s just a marketing thing
24) Heaven on Earth
25) Now it’s Transformers!
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